These 10 punchlines prove that no one does clapbacks like Nigerian mothers

Help me lord.

1. She tells you to apologise. You say, “Mummy, I’m sorry.”

Okonjo sorry for yourself

But..?

2) You ask her where she wants you to drop something, and of course the answer is “Drop it on my head.”PHOTO: africanmoviesnews

*Slap loading*

3) The moment she feels like you’re pestering her life, she goes “Don’t kill me, I didn’t kill my mother”

Caleon surprise

That escalated quickly.

4) That time you had a fever and you told her but she hit you with “When you’ll be pressing your phone every time nko!”Help me lord.

Wow. Muzzbe the science article you read mummy.

5) “Yaaay. Mummy I came 2nd in class!”

Okonjo two heads

Sigh.

6. When you tell her you are going to a friend’s place to play and she asks, ”When last did that friend come here to play with you?

Have you even done all the work I gave you?

7. You say “Mummy buy me Mr Biggs”, and she hits you with the “Why? There’s rice in the fridge”.

Pharell tears

Somebody cannor do baby boy in peace again.

8. When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her.

Ngozi meme

 

Why me Lord?

 

9. “Mummy I’m bored.”

She goes “eh ehn? Have you picked the beans I asked you to pick?”

Nene Leakes look at you

 

*disappears*

 

10. She asks you a question and you answer. And she goes, “Who do you think you’re talking to like that?”

Fat kid with cup

I’m talking to the neighbour. Kuku kill me.

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