15 times ‘kuku kill me’ is the only answer to a situation

When your Onigbese friend asks for another loan when he/she hasn’t paid back the last three.

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When the ninth aunty at your cousin’s wedding asks ‘So when is your own now?’

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When a driver cuts in front of you unexpectedly ( this one should be followed by an Oloriburku for good measure).

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When you wake up and see that dollar is still gaining on the naira.

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When after graduating with a first class from Engineering someone offers you 15k job

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When you worked your NYSC posting to Lagos and you get Jigawa

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When your mother calls your name for the tenth time in 5 minutes

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When you are using an ATM and an armed robber wants to collect the last 2k in your account

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When you are in Awolowo traffic and shit hooks you.

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When they reject your visa application at the UK embassy for the twelfth time.

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When your parents came for open day in secondary school and teachers started lining up to report you.

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When you enter Yaba market and everybody starts dragging you.

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When you get home and there is no rice at home.

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When your pastor’s sermon enters the sixth hour and you didn’t eat before going to church.

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