These 17 funny photos tell the story of every JAMB exam gone wrong

Falz mechanic

There are few heartbreakers greater than JAMB in Nigeria.

We share with you a common JAMB story we have never experienced (because no one will admit it) but almost certainly know someone who has (and is still denying it).

1. This is your fourth year writing JAMB, and you still don’t know anything.

Kanye sad

 

Why me Lord? My mates are already doing convocation.

2. But you want it to be your last time so you make counter measures.

Man on the phone

 

*Dials Kelvin Sure Dubs*

3. When the guy tells you to pay good money for dubs.

obama spraying money

How much do you want? Name your price.

6. When everybody is studying but you’re laid back because your guy will deliver.

Eddie murphy gif

 

Not every time hard work, sometimes smart work.

7. One day before exams, and you are drinking to your distinction-in-waiting.

cheers

 

To success!

8. Then you wait for the dubs to enter at 5am like the guy promised.

sweating

 

Muzzbe bad network.

9. Seven a.m. Nothing.

Snape crying

 

Hayy God!

10. So you just go to the exam hall in good faith, because you serve a living God.

Pray

 

Lord, you know deep down I love you.

11. You smuggle your phone in. Just in case.

Nervous gif

 

No dulling.

12. Then you feel it vibrate, your home boy has delivered, and in your soul, you’re like.

crazy-dance

 

Value for money!

13. You check it, but instead of TYPE A answers, he sends you TYPE D.

Hands on head

 

This is how it ends.

14. And you know you’re finished.

Buhari-2-390x330

 

Keep calm and be finished.

15. So you start shading the most attractive options for each question

Betting Gif

 

That word sounds nice. Muzzbe the correct answer.

16. People ask you how your exams were, but you say “We thank God”

Kanye smile laugh

 

In all things, give thanks to God.

17. But you know deep down that you have to go and learn mechanic.

Falz mechanic

 

Because this Unifarsity sturv is not for everybody.

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