Forget Viagra, the legend of Sobonton is rising fast, and hard

We know sexual performance is high up the list of most men’s insecurities. Tell a man he’s a horrible performer and he’ll be like.

Sad Chiwetel

 

But tell him there is a solution to this insecurity, a drug, and he’s going to shower you with money to get it.

obama spraying money

 

The global sexual enhancement industry is not worth 5 billion dollars for nothing.

Eddie murphy shock

 

Nigeria’s local sexual enhancement industry may not enjoy international exposure, but it is doing just fine. From Burantashi to Opa Eyin, market is good.

Nod

 

Remember Olajumoke, the bread hawker turned model? Yep, an Agbo seller just hit the jackpot too. The Internet wins, again.

Enter Taiye Alagbo, the Sobonton bender.

This woman promises to bring the dead and forgotten back to life. This woman says she has the potions to keep you going for 3 hours.

Odunlade shock

When asked how she arrived at the names of her all powerful herbs, Alagbo said that while understudying from her grandma, the names of the herbs felt archaic to to customers, so she put the modern touch, and named them things you’d name a nuclear weapon if you had one.

Pokiriyon

Donald glover shock

Sobonton

Will smith shock

Toroboye

Black woman shock  

This man was asked about Sobonton, and he went all Che Guevara.

Sobonton

Everyone is talking about Sobonton. In fact, Olamide jumped on it and there’s a Sobonton song coming.  

A video posted by Taye Alagbo (@sobonton_herbal) on

That’s not the best part.

tinubu wait for it

 

The Sobonton movement is going global.

shipment sent to China

A photo posted by Taye Alagbo (@sobonton_herbal) on

Clearly, Alagbo has some handlers who seem to be doing a good job taking the Sobonton gospel to the world. Dead bones are rising. Amen?

tambourine-man-o

 

The ancient worries still linger though. We cannot verify that these herbs do not cause adverse effects in the long term.

Fashola

 

But you see, the people drinking Sobonton don’t care. It comes cheaper, they get instant results, back pains disappear, and with Pokiriyon in the system, they can keep going for 3 hours.

What else can a man ask for?

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