Today

UNILAG has been shut down and we should all be worried

Crying shame

‘Secondary’ is the Nigerian TV show you should be watching right now

Nostalgia in uniform

Rejoice, a male contraceptive pill is coming very very soon

Greatness is upon us

The British are celebrating, their biscuit ‘crisis’ is finally over

Biscuit abi petrol?

These condom ads are the best thing you will see today

We all know what condoms are —half balloon, half bucket, full time anti virus against STDs.…

This Bellanaija Weddings post is why they are the official tensioner of the universe

Who will tension the tensioner?

2 years in a row, 2 Nigerian students get accepted into all 8 Ivy League Schools

Amazing stuff

10 photos that describe our reaction to Bukola Saraki’s Code of Conduct Tribunal

Follow the money

The Nigerian Police guide to spotting a Yahoo boy anywhere

Where is the wire?

This photo tells you everything you need to know about Davido and Wizkid

Two little titans

Cool stuff: Adamu Waziri’s ‘Bino and Fino’ cartoon is headed for Brazil

African storytelling for the world

Poll: Would you buy beer made from vaginal juices?

We aren’t convinced yet

Gather round, this is the most confusing sex story you will read today

NSFW

The Japanese love penis so much they throw a party for it every year

All hail the phallus

The elders have looked into Wizkid and Linda Ikeji’s matter and this is the verdict

All new episodes of Linda vs Wizkid

Sheyman advised about girls, selfies and self esteem. We have some questions for him

Brand new episode of Pot and kettle

Nigeria’s power generation hit 0MW yesterday, but it’s nothing

No time

Made In China spare body parts are now available

Buy your hand here

Nope, Orubebe did not invent #WeWillNotTakeIt, but we know who did

And he’s a serving senator

Lets face it, Nigeria is just one big, angry, fucking mob (and we have photos to prove)

Let it burn

This is nothing serious; just an ex-soldier tired of his wife’s fetish for violent sex

“I’m tired”

This 17-year-old boy is taking Nollywood back to school with his amazing movies

Get ready to be blown away

Oga boxer, beating your wife will not solve these 7 problems

Real men don’t beat women

A woman tracked down her sperm donor so he can finish what he started

Happily ever after

The Presidency is asking all Nigerians to fuck off

Is there no end to this madness?

Instead of burning people with, this artist has a better plan for tyres

Make art

Forget Batman vs Superman, these Nigerian comics hold so much promise

Enter the Vortex

A 17-year old boy attempted suicide, and he won’t be the last

Don’t push them

Poll: Would you eat your friend’s body to stay alive?

Would you?

Innoson Motors is joining the war against Boko Haram from the skies

#BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira

Fati Abubakar is showing the important “bits of Borno” the world needs to see

A photo and a thousand stories

A felon sang his version of Adele’s ‘Hello’ to a judge, and her reaction is priceless

Hello from the other side

A Facebook post cost this Kenyan footballer his life

It’s not just Facebook

This amazing painter can hear sound in colour, literally

vivid

This aggressive ‘Pepsi Tailor’ is why Nigerians will always stay winning

Who dulling done epp?

#WCW: Njeri Rionge is the undisputable goddess of Kenyan tech

Relentless entrepreneur

This guy wants us believe buying a Lexus SUV for the price of an iPhone is fine

Getting it for a steal

This body artist will make you question what is real and what isn’t

Muzzbe Juju

A Ghanaian startup is building cars that can withstand anything

Built to last

Were scenes from Captain America: Civil War really shot in Lagos?

Captain America enter with your change oh!

Falz is the complete entertainment package- and we have proof

When you hear kpa kpa kpa

This Vietnamese woman had a set of twins for two different men

Mercenary

The 5 times Frank Donga was the best thing on the internet

Bring Frank back

This kid solved 10 maths problems in 60 seconds. These 12 photos capture our reaction

Muzzbe calculator

Ever considered putting a pearl in your penis? For Cuban men, it’s nothing

Jingle bells