P.S.A for all Nigerians in the overseas, by overseas of course we mean America. Due to a recent turn events in the leadership of your country, we truly believe it’s in your best interest to move back. Don’t believe us? Here are ten solid reasons for you to. Please this announcement is not for those of you who think Africa is a country and Nigeria is the capital.
Trump just became your president.
And your Vice President? This guy
There is proper jollof rice here, not the dreams Jamie Oliver has been selling you people.
Your president here, might not be sure of what he’s doing but at least he loves you.
There is light. Not all the time, and not everywhere but there is sha light.
Even if Buhari is not working, Ambode is working, come to Lagos.
Not only Lagos sef, just take a look at Ibadan…
… and Abuja…
… and Calabar, see infact your options are limitless.
The exchange rate is still at 500 naira to one dollar, pack all your dollars and come back and flourish as big boys and girls.
You don’t even have to worry about getting a job, if you have accent there is always OAP job waiting for you.
Lastly, even if you don’t want to come, Trump will kuku send you back, so you might as well start packing.
